My mother’s uterus should be a National Historical Landmark for once housing this awesome bitch…
Social Media Reactions:
Getting a Facebook notification-
Getting a retweet on Twitter-
Getting reblogged on Tumblr-
When people from Tumblr find me and follow me on Twitter…
Mom- “Well, if you got off the internet and did your homework…”
Admit it. You’ve pretended to be your crush and went to your own Facebook page, Twitter profile, and/or Tumblr blog and acted out their reaction to it.
“Spies. There must be spies.”
There are sooo many single and awesome people on Tumblr…why don’t we just date each other! No more forever alone!
Y’all need to follow my big brother, Riley! He’s super smart and funny :)
nothingyoureallycareabout.tumblr.com
When you get a new follower and decide to follow them back and then they unfollow you.
You little Tumblr whore!
When you make a hilarious Facebook status and no one likes it and you find yourself thinking, “this would get at least 200 reblogs on Tumblr.”
