I love it when people follow me and, out of the kindness of my heart, I follow them back and then they unfollow me…

I’m graduating from high school tomorrow…

My mother’s uterus should be a National Historical Landmark for once housing this awesome bitch…

I know you want me. I know I want you. So…

Riley Poole is my spirit animal…

When my parents are sleeping:  I try hard to tip toe around in the dark, trying not to make even the slightest noise.
When I'm sleeping:  My parents decide to fire machine guns, install strobe lights in my bedroom, and unleash the Kraken...

This is my life…

When someone gives you a compliment.

When you’re not with your friends and someone sexy walks in the room…